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When someone is bored and lonely and needs something to touch them, see banana and/or bukake. This is act of banana touch love.
I was home alone on a Friday night and bananked myself to feel something.
Bananke by Greeneyedcrazy May 17, 2022
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banonkers 

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.
Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!
banonkers by zaruski May 27, 2010
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bananers 

a combination of nanners and banana which both mean the same thing
bananers by jo balls lisow June 1, 2009

Bantankerous 

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
Bantankerous by The Noceros February 20, 2010

bajankedy 

(adjective) all jacked up; held in low social regard; completely anarchistic in structure; refers almost exclusively to situations, but is gaining usage as a substitute for janky. Never used when referring to animate objects (living things).
Our plane landed right on time, but our baggage was 2 hrs late due to some lazy workers on the chute. Dee-girl was pissed at how bajankedy things were.

Listen here, haole! I ain't getting on that Bajankedy boat. Mahalo bra.
bajankedy by r8 November 18, 2007

banandex 

1. Crazier than bananas and tighter than spandex.

2. The phenomenon in which the wearer of spandex has an insatiable craving for bananas.
1. Oh damn homie! Ya heard that new heater by Smiggy Balls? That shit is BANANDEX!!!

2. Yo Banana Boy! Come over here and help a girl out... This wedgy is giving me the banandex!
banandex by Blingmod December 9, 2008
Banande (Bayira, the singular is Munande): People of the Nande tribe in the Rwenzori area, have a similar language and a similar music with the Bakonzo. They consider themselves as descents from the Baiyra, who lived in the western part of Uganda in pre-colonial times.
I am part of the Banande from DRC.
Banande by Musondoli December 21, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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