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banonkers 

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.
Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!
banonkers by zaruski May 27, 2010
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bananers 

a combination of nanners and banana which both mean the same thing
bananers by jo balls lisow June 1, 2009

Bantankerous 

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
Bantankerous by The Noceros February 20, 2010

bajankedy 

(adjective) all jacked up; held in low social regard; completely anarchistic in structure; refers almost exclusively to situations, but is gaining usage as a substitute for janky. Never used when referring to animate objects (living things).
Our plane landed right on time, but our baggage was 2 hrs late due to some lazy workers on the chute. Dee-girl was pissed at how bajankedy things were.

Listen here, haole! I ain't getting on that Bajankedy boat. Mahalo bra.
bajankedy by r8 November 18, 2007

banandex 

1. Crazier than bananas and tighter than spandex.

2. The phenomenon in which the wearer of spandex has an insatiable craving for bananas.
1. Oh damn homie! Ya heard that new heater by Smiggy Balls? That shit is BANANDEX!!!

2. Yo Banana Boy! Come over here and help a girl out... This wedgy is giving me the banandex!
banandex by Blingmod December 9, 2008
Banande (Bayira, the singular is Munande): People of the Nande tribe in the Rwenzori area, have a similar language and a similar music with the Bakonzo. They consider themselves as descents from the Baiyra, who lived in the western part of Uganda in pre-colonial times.
I am part of the Banande from DRC.
Banande by Musondoli December 21, 2015