"You can eat whatever you like but make sure you leave atleast one banana for me."
"Why?"
"Since Jeffrey left the only thing I have left is my bananildo."
A verb used after one isthoroughly roasted, made fun of, or ended overall. This is the worst form of being called after, and adds much insult to innury of the roasted person.
After the girl was ‘attacked’ in the groupchat, she was pushed over the edge after everyone called her out for getting banaenaed.
Bananageddon is what happens when banana crops are threatened or wiped out, driving up the price of bananas significantly and decreasing the banana smoothie/bread happiness quota in the world. This could be as a result of floods, cyclones or the disease that is plaguing a good portion of the world's crops.
Cyclone Yeti has wiped out most of far north Queensland's banana crops. Bananageddon is near!