Bananeled

I shit you not, reader, he turned himself into a banana. funniest shit I've ever seen.

Eteled:Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! I'M BANANELED!!!

by CrungleChugger97 November 4, 2021

bajangled

the act of getting a genital piercing.

I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.

by bajingled September 29, 2010

Banneded

A word that you use when you don't care what your saying

I got banneded

by ncraft5000 June 4, 2015

Bananildo

A banana that a woman uses for masturbatorial purposes.

"You can eat whatever you like but make sure you leave atleast one banana for me."
"Why?"
"Since Jeffrey left the only thing I have left is my bananildo."

by The Mighty Z-Rex August 28, 2005

bajangled

To be, or have been, intoxicated. Originally comes from Mr. Bo-Jangles.

"last night I was so bajangled, I passed out in the middle of the street"; "PrimeTime was so bajangled after beer bonging a sparkx"

by PrimeTime August 23, 2004

banaenaed

A verb used after one isthoroughly roasted, made fun of, or ended overall. This is the worst form of being called after, and adds much insult to innury of the roasted person.

After the girl was ‘attacked’ in the groupchat, she was pushed over the edge after everyone called her out for getting banaenaed.

by MistaEggThrowa February 19, 2019

Bananageddon

Bananageddon is what happens when banana crops are threatened or wiped out, driving up the price of bananas significantly and decreasing the banana smoothie/bread happiness quota in the world. This could be as a result of floods, cyclones or the disease that is plaguing a good portion of the world's crops.

Cyclone Yeti has wiped out most of far north Queensland's banana crops. Bananageddon is near!

Bananas are $25 a kilo? Bananageddon is on!

by missnae February 23, 2011