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Bananal Puddin 

Bananal Puddin - You insert the banana into your partners ass and then proceed to fuck them and mash it up real nice. Finally add a nice skeet-skeet topping inside and let it mix. Afterwords lay down on your back and receive the puddin in your mouth and enjoy.
I made a good Bananal Puddin' with Kira last night.
Bananal Puddin by Yoyoyoyodawg April 5, 2010
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Banana puddin

Code for sex. A discrete way to suggest a romp without alerting any innocents.

As in: My banana - your puddin

or, Your banana - my puddin
Girl: Do you like banana puddin? (do you wanna go fuck?)

Boy: Definitely (yes)

*Quietly sneak away
Banana puddin by SZfiftyfour July 7, 2011

Banana hammer puddin' rocket 

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP
Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

Banana Pudding 

Giving a girl banana pudding consists of several steps:
1. Fuck the girl with a peeled banana until it becomes mushy/ground.
2. Place banana paste into a bowl, and cum into said bowl.
3. Mix substance together and place onto dick.
4. Have girl suck your dick, in the process feeding her the banana pudding.
Yeah, last night I made my girl some banana pudding. She ate that strait up.
Banana Pudding by Lawb Jobber January 19, 2009

Banana Pudding 

When a person of asian decent has an extreme amount of fat around her thighs, legs, and ass, not limited to but including cottage cheese ass or just a sloppy Asian bitch. Asian equivalent of thunder thighs.
Eww that asian bitch has banana pudding
Banana Pudding by EKuche March 30, 2011

banana pudding 

you stick ya dick in some banana puddin then slap a bitch in the face wit it
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