Banana Dirt 

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.

Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"

Banana Dirt by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009

dirt banana 

A descriptive name for a turd.

Dummy's across the street pushing out a dirt banana, most productive thing she's done all week.

or:

Dude, head downstairs, while dummy's across the street and push a dirt banana into her file drawer.

or:

Dummy stepped in a dirt banana on the sidewalk coming up to the building, was it her own, or one left by a cocker spaniel...check that, I mean a great dane.

dirt banana by captainbailey July 13, 2010

dirty banana split 

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...

I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.

dirty banana split by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

dirty banana 

A blended alcoholic beverage comprised of rum, banana puree and ice. The dirty banana was 1st concocted by Carnival Cruise Lines.

David Hasselhof drank so many dirty bananas he made love to Ozzy Osbourn instead Sharon after the taping of America's Got Talent. Of course Ozzy was so krunk he loved it too.

dirty banana by Rip Fritzer May 25, 2010

Dirty Banana Peel 

When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.

The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel

Dirty Banana Peel by Reg Dunlop January 6, 2009

dirty banana 

The act of explaining to your friends a fashion faux pas while repeatably deep-throating a banana covered thickly in peanut butter.

Did you see that Wesley Snipes was wearing a short sleeve shirt with a blazer? Jerry Seinfeld had to go and give him a dirty banana in order to teach him the proper shirt-blazer combination.

dirty banana by Master Tardbater November 6, 2013

Dirty banana 

The penis of a African American.

Dirty bananas are usually large.

Dirty banana by Jingly Johny May 1, 2009