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Ballscuzzi 

Necessary: Hot Water, Straw, Hot Girl, Cup, Balls

The act of a girl putting your balls into a cup of warm water and blowing bubbles through a straw into that cup giving you the sence that your balls are therefore in a jacuzzi and also giving you an extreme pleasure.
Man dude that girl gave me the best ballscuzzi last night.
Ballscuzzi by Willbur Trepp October 16, 2010
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ballcuzzi 

Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.
ballcuzzi by irgge5 July 31, 2003

bh ballcuzzi 

When one pisses in another's butthole (bh) and then places their ball sac on the pissed on butthole as the other proceeds to rip ass, providing moist sensational vibrations.
No, broseph, listen to this- last night mah girl gave me a bh ballcuzzi and it was sooo dank I shit all over her chest.
bh ballcuzzi by k-town squared August 25, 2008

orange-fanta ballcuzi 

The most lucrative and ballin variation of the ballcuzi, in which a males testicles are fully submurged in a glass of carbonated orange fanta while sexual
partner(s) blows bubbles into the glass with a straw. Created in Thailand. (among hip-hop practitioners, is suppose to indicate ones extremely high level of sexual labido)
Wow!, I never thought a ballcuzi could feal so refreshing until I got a orange-fanta ballcuzi on a hot himid day.
bubbleing milk blowjob
she droped my sack in a warm mug of milk and put a cupple of straws in the mug and gave a blow,it was the best ballcuzi...(also try a hot coccoballcuzi on a cold winter night)
ballcuzi by izod dfm September 28, 2003

ballcuzzi 

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm water while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is usually wildly jerked with the blowers free hand until ejaculation.
The gentle bubbles of the ballcuzzi tickled my sack as I unloaded my penis gravy
ballcuzzi by cottonwood August 31, 2006

ballcuzzie 

noun. a mini jacuzzie for ones testicles. require a cup of water, a straw, and some C 02.

submerge testicles into cup of water. insert straw, blow bubbles.

origin of word - college town ithaca
"can we get a round of ballcuzzies on the house please. thanks"
ballcuzzie by Atan August 29, 2006
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