Ballenti

When your friend says something stupid

Friend 1: Donald Trump is the next prime minister

Friend 2: Thats a ballenti!!! Touch the floor!

Ballenti by 123123aklhsaf3123123 April 27, 2019

Ballantine Ale 

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.

i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.

Ballantine Ale by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

Ballantines Day by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

ballantic 

(adj) a classy version of the word "baller" or "awesome." It can be used in common speech or at high class cocktail parties. It is derived from the French word "ballant," meaning "loose" or "dangling."

Wow, that's a ballantic sweater vest you have over there.

Abe Lincoln's top hat was quite ballantic.

Jay-Z presents himself in a very ballantic fashion.

This caviar is ballantic!

ballantic by ballanticbro November 1, 2010

Balentime's Day 

1.)The most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain't yo wife.

2.)Valentine's Day for black people.

Yo, you buyin that skank Shenique sumptim fo Balentime's Day?

Balentime's Day by taint smasher September 28, 2010

Ballencio 

The process of being made tech lead of an application and having all of your developers taken away.

Dhanush experienced the Ballencio Effect whilst taking over the XNET.

Ballencio by Stengah February 13, 2008

Ballentime Day 

How Mr. T. pronounces Valentine's Day.

Happy Ballentime Day, fool!

Ballentime Day by Indica35 April 28, 2011