Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin

"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced

Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Ballast 

Something that keeps a head verticle.

Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?

Ballast by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018

Ballsed it up 

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.

As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."

Ballsed it up by Helix341 April 17, 2012

Bollanted

Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.

Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!

Bollanted by seniorsensor April 20, 2014

ballsed 

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

ballsed by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010