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Ball-Cock 

(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.
a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.
Ball-Cock by kevcoch January 28, 2008
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ball and cock 

ball and cock is the opposite to cock and balls.
the fuck dose ball and cock mean
ball and cock by soggy nutts February 2, 2021

Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) 

Cock & Ball Torture (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as waxing, squeezing, genital spanking, ball busting, genital flogging, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.
Man, the definition of Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) @wikipediathefreeencyclopedia@en.wikipedia.org is really funny. You should look it up some time

ball tickling cock gremlin 

A promiscuous woman that specializes in tickling testicles while giving oral sex
#cocksucker
Bethanie is such a ball tickling cock gremlin!!!!!

Cock & Ball Torture 

A phrase used in any scenario in which fun is related.
-Alejandro: Was the park fun babe?
-Guillermo: Yeah! It was some real Cock & Ball Torture

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker 

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

Cock & Ball Torture 

A particularly painful experience that includes the torture of a male’s genitals. Cock & ball torture is often used as entertainment, even though it leads to serious bodily harm.
If someone is pressuring you to participate in cock & ball torture, you should think twice.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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