Ballbutter is the substance of life. Technical term, semen. Also known as jiz, cum, jesus juice, spunk and gentlemanjelly.
When a male is just about to bust is load, then he shouts out to the female or male, depending on his preference, come, come and get some of my ballbutter.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.