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Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.
I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.
Ball batter by Taylor Ramsey May 18, 2018

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.
Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest
ball batter by zorpidus April 16, 2004

Ball-Batter 

She ate my ball-batter all up!
Ball-Batter by MadManManic January 1, 2007

Ball Batter Splatter 

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
Ball Batter Splatter by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Ballbutter 

Ballbutter is the substance of life. Technical term, semen. Also known as jiz, cum, jesus juice, spunk and gentleman jelly.
When a male is just about to bust is load, then he shouts out to the female or male, depending on his preference, come, come and get some of my ballbutter.
Ballbutter by Spinchy79 July 29, 2016

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."
1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."
BallBaster by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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