Ball Syndrome
The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.
Ball Syndrome by Jake Henning November 19, 2007
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small ball syndrome
A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
small ball syndrome by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013
Itchy Ball Syndrome
When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.
Person 1; I have ibs today
person 2: would you like me to help?
Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
person 2: would you like me to help?
Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
Itchy Ball Syndrome by Japher February 3, 2010
Saggy Ball Syndrome
When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.
skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.
Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
Saggy Ball Syndrome by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010
Dick Ball Syndrome
Dick Ball Syndrome by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020
Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)
when a males "ball sack" start to stick to anything and everything. Most times you have to dance a little to get them to unstick
guy 1: hey man what are you doing?
guy2: i got a bad case of Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)
guy1: oh man... that sucks
guy2: i got a bad case of Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)
guy1: oh man... that sucks
Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS) by Das Timmeh June 11, 2010
Singed Ball Syndrome
1. Damn that SBS burns.
2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
Singed Ball Syndrome by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012
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