ibs 

irritable bowel syndrome (ibs) is highly embarrassing for those affected.
the slightest change of diet or sign of stress can cause immense shame, anxiety.
If you know someone who suffers from ibs reach out, show them you value their personality, tell them you will never judge them on their shit.

"honey, hows your ibs doing these days? you know i don't give a shit about your shit. lets have a funky shower and lie down now. what do you say?"

ibs by Krkič October 31, 2020

IBS 

Short for intellectual belittling syndrome. The main symptom of this syndrome is using a hostile, unprovoked thought-terminating tactic to avoid a real issue at hand in a discussion. This syndrome (also known as IBS) causes usually hostile people to try to diminish others mentally in a variety of fallacious ways and describes a common self-refuting debating tactic. This usually involves discussing a topic and telling someone else (who is perfectly qualified to discuss the issue) they "won't understand it because it's too complicated." This occurs most frequently with respect to discussions about economics, politics, nutrition, and computer programming. Connected with this syndrome is having a chip on one's shoulder and a lack of understanding of the fact that the burden of proof lies on the speaker to justify extraordinary claims.

This term was supposedly invented by Jerry Seinfeld, explaining how his Jewish relatives would come over to his house when he was a kid and try to one-up him in every way possible. At the core of it, an IBS sufferer has deep-seated insecurity issues provoking and propelling their supposed superiority.

Guy 1: Why does Allan always message me out of the blue and criticize me? I don't get it. He opens any discussion as if I'm below him, won't understand what he's talking about, and am a total idiot. Guy 2: This is unfortunately the communication style of a low net worth IBS guy. My best advice is to avoid people like that as much as you can if you plan to keep your sanity. Some people can't imagine living without trying to overcompensate in every area of life.

IBS by Eric Kazinsky May 30, 2014

IBS 

Itchy ball syndrome- when your testicles are overly itchy

Damn that interview was hard, i had IBS all the way through

IBS by Jimothy durm December 27, 2015

IBS 

Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It's when your sphincter releases liquid hot magma loaf-demons unreservedly and without reason.

Cordova: Hey Jim, what's the deal? Why is there brown fluid spilling down your legs?
Jim: It's IBS. And it burns.
Cordova: Haha, it must suck to feel like a moron.
Jim: stfu bbq!
Cordova: Roflmao knewb, I'm not the one with IBS!

IBS by [e-mail] October 8, 2005

IBS 

Intelligent Bullshit--the stuff that is written and submitted for a grade that is essentially bullshit, but it sounds intelligent

"Dude, what did you write for your lab report discussion"
Nothing man just IBS

IBS by DarwinsWetDream September 28, 2011

IBS 

Irritable Bitch Syndrome

My god Becka, chill that IBS, we'll be at Starbs in a min.

IBS by sisthy March 3, 2016

IBS 

Irritate Broman Syndrome

To irritate Broman to the point where he has to body you and put you in his montage.

Oh shit! Fernando has IBS! Now he is gonna get bodied by Broman!

IBS by SSB Deuce February 25, 2020