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Ball squeezer 

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x
"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"
Ball squeezer by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020
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Ball Squeezer

A Man who does not use the act masturbation so instead he squeezes his testicles until he gets an erection. once he gets an erection he proceeds to then go to sleep.
this guy dosent nut, he is a ball squeezer
Ball Squeezer by Anonymoususer67 November 6, 2025

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER 

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER by weave August 22, 2003

Ball squeeze 

The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.
Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.
Ball squeeze by S_K_Y_E January 18, 2018

ball squeeze jeans 

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
ball squeeze jeans by Space Turtle October 18, 2006

ball squeeze jeans 

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

Ball Squeeze 

If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving
Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.
Ball Squeeze by TrollHammerBro January 31, 2015
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