Ball Monger

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

Ball Monger by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

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Ball Juggling Cock Monger

A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.

Hey you ball juggling cock monger get your gay ass over here!

Ball Juggling Cock Monger by ghost19 February 9, 2009

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ball mongeror

A person (generally male) who likes to play with another man's testicles.

"Yo, this kid Mike Armstrong is a real Ball Mongror!"

ball mongeror by Heddy Lemar May 21, 2003

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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