Ball Golf

A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.

person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"

Ball Golf by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

A face like a half-chewed golf ball. by Biafra J July 11, 2004

golf ball

white dented spherical object designed to be smacked as hard as you can with an elongated titanium thing

john warren dropped his golf ball and i picked it up and he didnt even say thank you, cunt

golf ball by john_warren_is_a_cunt May 5, 2005

Golf Ball Arse 

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

Golf Ball Arse by wodawick November 22, 2009

dirty golf-ball 

look both ways before crossing the street usually used as a word of discipline

crossing guard says "DIRTY GOLF-BALL!!!" to a kid who ran across the street without looking.

dirty golf-ball by akone 1324 April 4, 2011

golf ball cheeks

Someone with very large cheeks. They tend to look like golf balls on the face.

Adam: That girl has large cheeks.
Ben: Yes, they look like golf ball cheeks.

golf ball cheeks by Nimrod228 May 12, 2010