Ball Golf

A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.

person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"

by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

golf ball

white dented spherical object designed to be smacked as hard as you can with an elongated titanium thing

john warren dropped his golf ball and i picked it up and he didnt even say thank you, cunt

by john_warren_is_a_cunt May 5, 2005

Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009

dirty golf-ball

look both ways before crossing the street usually used as a word of discipline

crossing guard says "DIRTY GOLF-BALL!!!" to a kid who ran across the street without looking.

by akone 1324 April 4, 2011

golf ball cheeks

Someone with very large cheeks. They tend to look like golf balls on the face.

Adam: That girl has large cheeks.
Ben: Yes, they look like golf ball cheeks.

by Nimrod228 May 12, 2010