A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009
white dented spherical object designed to be smacked as hard as you can with an elongated titanium thing
by john_warren_is_a_cunt May 5, 2005
The act of putting a golf ball in a girl's ass and then pushing it in as far as you can with your penis to see how long she can hold it
by Long Island Stew June 2, 2009
Breaking into a Golf Course usually somewhere in Idaho and going into the water hazard and getting golf balls for "fun" when someone actually gets paid to do that job.
Hillary wanted us to go golf balling when we all knew that someone else does it to get paid so why would we do his/her job? Plus who would go to Idaho?
by Joey1984 September 4, 2007
When a male ejaculates into plastic wrap and rolls it into the formation of a ball and throws it at his sexual partner
by Maria Kelly May 9, 2016
by Jeratin September 8, 2009
by nick F March 20, 2005