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Ball Cap 

Similar to the teabag, in this instance, the male places his genitals on top of the head of a female partner, (or a friend to be embarrassed). The balls rest on their head as if they were a cap, the penis of course is the Bill of the Ball Cap.
That asshole went out on a date with my sister, I came home and they were watching TV on my couch so i just gave him a ball cap.
Ball Cap by Littlelando17 January 21, 2009
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Ball cap 

A cap with a visor,which may be worn either in the front or back; a baseball cap. Typically worn as ordinary casual headgear by men,not meant to be impressive.
Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Jim are all content to wear plain,simple ball caps. How dull and mediocre. Oh,well,as long as they're contented.
Ball cap by JMC70 November 22, 2016

ball cap 

What up, Captain that's one helluva a ball cap you're wearin??
ball cap by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Ball Cap Koresh 

The cool new haircut adorned by unincorporated white male children, typically paired with a ball cap making them look like David Koresh: The Zumiez edition.
Him: You see that East County kid's hair?
Me: The Ball Cap Koresh? Yeah, that's the hot new thing in El Cajon and Lakeside.
Ball Cap Koresh by chabooksauce March 21, 2023

flat billed ball cap 

The 21st century dunce hat.
The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

Cap and Ball Torture 

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.
Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
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