Baldcoming

when homecoming is bald (he is always bald)

you are the baldcoming

by Flamezero May 11, 2022

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Baldocking

When two or more fully grown males don multicolored yoga pants, remove there shirts and then as if drawn together like hot sweaty man magnets they scissor each other to the point of orgasms. Sometimes done to very intense gabber music. Most often done in a dimly lit forested area.

Me: "Damn, was that you Baldocking in that Bush?"

Daren: "yeah I needed a full release"

by Bloodydumpster December 8, 2017

Ballooming

When a man looms his balls over a woman's face barely grazing the mouth and nose.

During 69, I was ballooming her face until she couldn't take it anymore and gave me a hard BJ.

by FMBJR October 15, 2023

Baldeosingh

Embodiment of a confusing Comp Sci question. (Also gei)

Wow! That guys a real baldeosingh if you ask me!

by Thiccmans August 24, 2018

Balconingalong

The act of numerous Italians gathering on their balconies to join together in unified sing alongs during the Coronavirus lockdown.

"The world watched as the Italian people joined in singing balconingalongs to entertain one another during the Covid-19 pandemic".

by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020

Baldoing

The act of fucking with a dildo that is attached to one’s testicles.

I gave he/her/them a proper baldoing today, but it left my testicles thoroughly chafed.

by Dothebaldobounce December 22, 2022