Bakey Faced

*Bakey Faced*
- the outcome of one hell of a bake sess-o..its probably the greatest feeling in the whole entire world..its when you smoke so much marijuana that you can't help but look blowed..act blowed..and just be blowed..

how can you tell your bakey faced?
-eyes become blood shot..
-you get cotton mouth..
-smile from ear to ear..
-laughing about anything..
-smashing on munchies..

the difference between being high..and being bakey faced
-when your high you can still function appropriately..
-when your bakey faced, you honestly can't control yourself..
ex: when your high, you may smash everything in the fridge.. when your bakey faced..you cash the fuck out at any fast food place..ordering enough food to feed an army..lol

"we just blew lyke 8 rello's..im soo fuckin bakey faced"

Bakey Faced by [TiFFers]myspace.com/xxtiffers June 28, 2009

bake faced 

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

bake faced by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

shit faced baked 

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

shit faced baked by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010

bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.

Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"

bake face by baked August 30, 2006

bake face

Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.

Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"

bake face by Cumby August 30, 2006

baked face 

when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.

"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"

baked face by gregizzle May 5, 2006

Baked face 

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

Baked face by It's yo mom May 27, 2016