Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Baker’s Dozen

Going 13 or more practices without showering

Yo the back of the van fuckin stinks. Did someone hit a Baker’s Dozen again?

by JacobMcGillishot February 18, 2026

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

Baker's Dozen

The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.

Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen

by Rob24 September 7, 2008

baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods

Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.

by slapdick July 24, 2004

Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005