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salty bake sale 

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.
I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.
salty bake sale by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Russian Bake Sale 

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.
Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts
Russian Bake Sale by Bakky October 12, 2012

bake sale 

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.
That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.
bake sale by felix james October 21, 2007

Bake Sale 

The confiscation of marijuana operations (small or big) by police and authorities in order to fund other department needs (ie- salaries etc.).
Looks like the cops are having a bake sale this week- 5 marijuana grows were raided and 300,000 dollars was confiscated.
Bake Sale by JuxtinOprhan November 26, 2014

San Francisco Bake Sale 

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.
Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...

Russian Bake Sale 

Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.
Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!