refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.
That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.
by felix james October 5, 2007
by mugongocock March 28, 2004
by mistress of munchies March 15, 2005
A place where crappy cookies, cupcakes, and such are sold. It is also coined as an underground random expletive in certain areas.
by Holden McGroin June 26, 2005
have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.
by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004
The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.
Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."
by loganthepirate August 8, 2005
by jah-coff yoni April 9, 2003