Baked Browne 

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

Baked Browne by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019

Baked Brown Log 

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.

My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.

Baked Brown Log by Canadavey May 19, 2007

baked brown betty 

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)

Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.

baked brown betty by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010

Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.

Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.

Corn-backed brown shark by haywired69 February 12, 2009

Hot brown bake 

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

Hot brown bake by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Baker Boy Brown 

The heavy stench of marijuana protruding off a male or female individual. Note: Baker Girl Brown

Do you smell Baker Boy Brown?

Baker Boy Brown by Brovo_101 December 15, 2008

Idaho brown baker 

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

Idaho brown baker by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021