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Baked Brown Log 

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
Baked Brown Log by Canadavey May 19, 2007

baked brown betty 

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.
baked brown betty by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010

Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.
Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.

Hot brown bake 

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
Hot brown bake by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Baker Boy Brown 

The heavy stench of marijuana protruding off a male or female individual. Note: Baker Girl Brown
Do you smell Baker Boy Brown?
Baker Boy Brown by Brovo_101 December 15, 2008

Idaho brown baker 

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.
"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"
Idaho brown baker by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021