Bajortled

Verb. A state of being consisting of a combination in some sort of the verbs bored, tired, and confused.

Little Kenny was bajortled after it took him 30 minutes to rub one off to a quality porno. Was he gay?

by trannyam June 10, 2009

Bajongled

When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Bartledoo

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.

Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.

by M2k2ind May 29, 2010

bortled

when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure

The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.

or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.

by Wookieedog August 15, 2017

Bartledoo

If you forget the word you were going to say, say Bartledoo

*packing for camping trip* *tent has been replaced with bartledoo*
Did you pack the Bartledoo?

by DankLicious December 14, 2014

Bajorkled

I heard this in a dream, I have no idea what it means. All I know is that it is slang for "we are fucked".

"we are bajorkled"

-a man in my dreams two second before dying to something I can't explain.

by I have no maidens July 27, 2024

Bartled

Covered from top to bottom in muck

I just got splashed by a muddy puddle on way home. Hark at state of me, all bartled up!

by Kaotik_TNC June 22, 2020