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Another spelling for balls, Used when pissed, shocked, upset, confused, or happy
1.) Dan: BAHLZ
Kristen: what?
Dan: My computer keeps fucking up -_-

2.) Kristen: OH MY GOD
Dan: Bahlz?
Kristen: This is so Ghey -_-

3.) Dan: BAHLZ!!
Kristen: What?
Dan: I just got a new iPod
Bahlz by RarMewRar October 16, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Another spelling for "Balls"
Commonly used when angry, pissed, or when there's nothing else to say
1.) *Silence*
Dan: "BAHLZ"

2.) Dan: "BAHLZ"
Kristen: "What?"
Dan: "My computer keep crashing -_-"
Kristen: "Ahh"
Bahlz by MEWMEWMEW October 16, 2008
Related Words
Put simply.....The scrotal sack. Known as the scrotum, but NOT the taint.
Yo, I asked my girl to be rough so she kicked me right in the ballzak.
ballzak by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016
Originally a Smaug MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) command to demote a player (usually to newbie status) and strip and destroy all of their belongings. Currently this is now this is used among MUD (or ex-MUD) players meaning to demote or delete an item/person.
"I'm going to balzhur that copier if it jams one more time!"

"I punched my boss at work because he won't replace the stupid copier, got balzhured."
balzhur by Kilokahn January 16, 2014

Hakos Baelz 

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes
Hakos Baelz by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021

rolling ballz

person 1: How do you feel?
person 2: I'M ROLLING BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolling ballz by wachuchu October 20, 2006

Ballzarian 

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.
Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla
Ballzarian by Mawey July 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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