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Bawbaggery 

From the Scottish slang word "bawbag", meaning (literally) scrotum (ball-bag) and (figuratively) idiot.

Bawbaggery is the result of all of life's obstacles, bureaucracy and annoyances.

These are usually the result of (and for the benefit of) officious, awkward bawbags.

Speed cameras, offside decisions and middle-managers are good examples of bawbaggery but the word can be used to define the bigger issues that cause life to be less than it could be.

Working for a living is bawbaggery of the highest order.
Bawbaggery by Steve Jesus June 4, 2007
To be a hypocrite, not sticking to what you say.
Shawn went for Celtics before Lakers won, then he went for Lakers, he banwaggen.
Banwaggen by Brii . February 24, 2011

Batwanger 

Troll with a hole and a knob
I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger

Bagsaggers 

Loose male under garments lacking support.
I slide off my Bagsaggers to prepare for a teabagging.
Bagsaggers by P. Quimby January 12, 2009

bawbaggery 

The act of being a bawbag or a complete dick.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.
Me: There that wee bawbag has just stole that wee guys bike
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.
bawbaggery by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

bandwagger

An act of poserness when you pretend to like a band, but actually know next to nothing about them, other than their single.
You: Dood, I love Lacuna Coil, best death metal band ever.

Me: ...*punch*