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Batwanger 

Troll with a hole and a knob
I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger
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Batwanger 

chick with a dick
Jerry Murdock may wear a skirt or pants to work each day for he is a Batwanger.
Batwanger by Jim May 3, 2003
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Batwanger 

I was over at Jerry Murdock's house, and he had a stack of Batwangers 3 feet high.
Batwanger by Al May 6, 2003

Batwanger 

Origionally coined in the mid 90's on bullitin boards to describe photo's of a girl on her back that had droopy boobers. They where out to the sides swinging like wings and she prolly shouldn't be in pr0n.
"Bat Wangers"
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batwangers_beat_this_dudes_face.pr0n
Batwanger by Baduino Pantazantani October 14, 2006
An active male organ
dick prick hardon cock rod
He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.
batwang by Leothejack August 14, 2010

Barbanger 

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.
I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.
Barbanger by wardswords November 30, 2016

Ballwanger 

adj. Superior quality or to possess above standard features.
adj: We went to a friends house to watch football because he has this ballwanger TV.
Ballwanger by WordMeisterB August 2, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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