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Bawbaggery 

From the Scottish slang word "bawbag", meaning (literally) scrotum (ball-bag) and (figuratively) idiot.

Bawbaggery is the result of all of life's obstacles, bureaucracy and annoyances.

These are usually the result of (and for the benefit of) officious, awkward bawbags.

Speed cameras, offside decisions and middle-managers are good examples of bawbaggery but the word can be used to define the bigger issues that cause life to be less than it could be.

Working for a living is bawbaggery of the highest order.
Bawbaggery by Steve Jesus June 4, 2007
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bawbaggery 

The act of being a bawbag or a complete dick.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.
Me: There that wee bawbag has just stole that wee guys bike
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.
bawbaggery by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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Bawbaggery 

When someone is being sneaky, or just a total arsehole!

Scottish slang for ball bag.
Jack was round a Linda's last night to give her a good pogering, yeah Bob was night shift,

Man that is just Bawbaggery of the highest order!!!
Bawbaggery by phatphrog April 25, 2009

not bawbaggery

Obviously (and not unreasonably), the opposite of bawbaggery. A good description is the antonym of bawbaggery, sackage. This "non"-definition exists mainly as a sarcastic play on words. Rather than using a positive word, the user mocks the negativity, by adding the prefix "not". Often, this phrase is a act of defiance towards the officious, annoying idiots that conspire to make life awkward.
"The local authority overturned the parking ticket some bawbag put on the ambulance when we stopped for bacon rolls, that's not bawbaggery!"

"A good beer at lunchtime, not bawbaggery, ahoy!"
not bawbaggery by Steve Jesus February 26, 2008

Ballbaggery 

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.
Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
Ballbaggery by El Noido February 23, 2011

BawBagVerse 

A realm for bawbags to exist and rule.
That bellend lives in the BawBagVerse
BawBagVerse by JuanSanClaro June 14, 2022
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