bagillion 

Much like the more popular Bajillion except spelled with a G. This is the complex and correct word form and is used only by those of extreme intelligence and worth.

Michael loves Catherine a bagillion.

bagillion by Michael Manson January 8, 2004

bagillion 

a million times more than a kajillion a whole lot better. Kajillion sux

a whole lot better than a kajillion

bagillion by Ksh August 30, 2005

bagillion 

Exactly 1792. Not to be confused with the more popular Bajillion, which denotes an insanely large amount.

"A bagillion zombies were harmed in the making of this film"

bagillion by KozySpike February 12, 2010

Bagillion 

Like a million a lot of times. bagillion.

I have a bagillion dollars.

Bagillion by Irene.isstinky April 20, 2022

fifty bagillion 

a number so out of your reach because only awesome people can use it.

"I have fifty bagillion friends"

fifty bagillion by that one guy from theory March 23, 2009

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003