Bagege

When you’re at that point in a relationship and come up with names for each other that make no sense but you just roll with it because it’s funny

I love you hunny, you’re my bagege.

by FrostyAusty June 8, 2018

Master Bagger

Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.

Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger

by Ms.Savas February 18, 2017

White-Bagger

A high schooler that is visiting Ferris State University and is on a college visit characterized by the white promotional bags given to all prospective students. This is term used by current students to refer to these "white-baggers."

Holy shit, I am waiting for food for like an hour cause of all the stupid white-baggers in line

by shitstain221 November 30, 2010

Dick Bagger

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

by the beetles July 31, 2016

two bagger and some tape

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Bagger Trailer

A foul, putrid mix of odors often found inside the trailer/mobile home of a Tea Party Patriot.

The melange of smells includes: cat piss, wet dog, cigarette smoke, dirty laundry, rotting garbage, and cured meats.

I almost vomited when I walked in that room. The place smelled like Bagger Trailer.

by Illegitimate President Trump April 28, 2011

snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.

Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.

by emobear666 November 2, 2015