Bag of Dirt

Tim Lanehart of San Francisco, CA.

Tim is an epic bag of dirt.

by An observer of dirtbags November 13, 2012

Bag of dirt with hair

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

by Johnny Jizzem April 30, 2008

A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

dirty bag of pubes

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.

Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.

by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

by 68guns March 18, 2009

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.

dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!

by sarasavvietrisha December 3, 2007

Dirty Bag of Carrots

A colloquial term for the scrotum.

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.

by MisterLC August 23, 2017