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Bag of dirt with hair 

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!
Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

A bag of dirt 

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.
Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left
A bag of dirt by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

dirty bag of pubes 

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.
Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.
dirty bag of pubes by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

dirty bag of carrots 

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.
She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.
dirty bag of carrots by 68guns March 18, 2009

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.
dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!

Dirty Bag of Carrots 

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.
Dirty Bag of Carrots by MisterLC August 23, 2017
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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