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Bag of Dick’s 

A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.
Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.

eat a bag of dick 

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

Big Bag of Dick 

A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.
Dude, you keep that up and I will beat you with a Big Bag of Dick!

Big bag of dick 

Definition: An offensive, but often playful term directed at someone.

Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.
A) Man, you know what? You are such a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.
Big bag of dick by Valiumz July 20, 2008

weezing bag of dick tips 

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.