Badier 

(noun) A bear. But not a cute, cuddly baby brown bear, but a rough-and-tumble, tear-your-heart-out-and-eat-it grizzly bear.

Pronunciation: Buh-deer

"That ain't no badger! That's a goddamn Badier!"

Badier by Veljibear February 3, 2010

Badger Material 

Cheap ass Under Armour

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?

Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018

minty-badger 

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

minty-badger by deep fryd June 2, 2013

Badgermill 

From Old French, Badgermille, meaning "The place one grinds a badger."

1) n. Is fiasco
2) n. Like a pepper mill, but instead, for badgers
3) n. An action in Olympic fencing, similar, but not quite, to a preparatory action.
3) v. To get physically abused for little or no pay

1) That was the most poorly organized event I have ever seen. It was a total badgermill.

2) Would you like some grated badger with your meal? I hope so, since I just bought this new badgermill.

3) Badgermill. Attack. Touch. Point.

4) Last time I was badgermilled I said I would never come back, but you know me, I'm a masochist.

Badgermill by Benny the Badger May 18, 2011

Ear Badgers 

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008

spank the badger 

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse

R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.

spank the badger by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009

Free-lance honey badger 

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.

Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!

Free-lance honey badger by I Know Things May 26, 2014