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Badgett
On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.
Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."
Girl 2: "Uh-oh."
Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"
Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"
Girl 2: "Uh-oh."
Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"
Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"
Badgett by Cinnamon Dixon Glitter May 20, 2012
Related Words
badgett • Nicholas Badgett • bagettes • bagetteam • baggett • baggetta • badgertron • badgertwaut • Badgetastic • badget busher
Nicholas Badgett
Nicholas Badgett by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021
bagetteam
A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022
bagetteam
Guy 1: omyo BagetTeam ur a master griefer at TFT
BagetTeam's Mom: E-WAN
BagetTeam: 乜嘢!?!?!?!?!
BagetTeam's Mom: WHY U STILL PLAY THE GAME!!!!
BagetTeam's Mom: E-WAN
BagetTeam: 乜嘢!?!?!?!?!
BagetTeam's Mom: WHY U STILL PLAY THE GAME!!!!
bagetteam by PoopGuzzler69 April 11, 2022
badgertron
badgertron by Chris Sukkar July 29, 2004
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