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On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.
Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

Nicholas Badgett 

The man literally looks like Vector from Despicable Me
Nicholas Badgett is looking like a vector snack right now

bagetteam 

A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
guy 1: oh my gosh it's bagetteam
bagetteam: oh my yo
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022

bagetteam 

discord username of E-wan

also known as the creator of omyo
Guy 1: omyo BagetTeam ur a master griefer at TFT

BagetTeam's Mom: E-WAN
BagetTeam: 乜嘢!?!?!?!?!
BagetTeam's Mom: WHY U STILL PLAY THE GAME!!!!
bagetteam by PoopGuzzler69 April 11, 2022

badgertron 

Badgertron : an electronic/robot badger that doesn't have any fur.

Created by Chris Sukkar
I was playing paintball then a badgertron came out of nowhere and bunkered my ass.
badgertron by Chris Sukkar July 29, 2004

Baggetting 

When an adult throws a temper tantrum so bad that even a 5-year-old child would shake their head in embarrassment.
I swear that guy was wining more than my toddler was the whole time. I've never seen a "grown man" baggetting that much before.
Baggetting by Kujroh January 24, 2013