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Dude me and sarah totally almost had sex until i realized she had a pretty serious badgett on her hands.
badgett by chupovich November 13, 2009
Words you can keep
On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.
Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

Nicholas Badgett 

The man literally looks like Vector from Despicable Me
Nicholas Badgett is looking like a vector snack right now
Nicholas Badgett by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

bagetteam 

A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
guy 1: oh my gosh it's bagetteam
bagetteam: oh my yo
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022

bagetteam 

discord username of E-wan

also known as the creator of omyo
Guy 1: omyo BagetTeam ur a master griefer at TFT

BagetTeam's Mom: E-WAN
BagetTeam: 乜嘢!?!?!?!?!
BagetTeam's Mom: WHY U STILL PLAY THE GAME!!!!
bagetteam by PoopGuzzler69 April 11, 2022

badgertron 

Badgertron : an electronic/robot badger that doesn't have any fur.

Created by Chris Sukkar
I was playing paintball then a badgertron came out of nowhere and bunkered my ass.
badgertron by Chris Sukkar July 29, 2004

Baggetting 

When an adult throws a temper tantrum so bad that even a 5-year-old child would shake their head in embarrassment.
I swear that guy was wining more than my toddler was the whole time. I've never seen a "grown man" baggetting that much before.
Baggetting by Kujroh January 24, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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