Badgerise

To initiate someone into a badger clan, cult or sett

John: Did you see Lisa‘a been badgerised?

Alan: Oh yeah she’s part of that clan now, what’s it called?

John: Badger clan?

Alan: Oh yeah, that’s the badger!!?

Badgerise by HarryC621 November 3, 2021

badgerise

To transform someone into a badger/become part of a badger clan.

Person One: "Hey, I'm here to be badgerised.
Person Two: "Sure, we can begin the badgerfication now."

badgerise by j2d28u November 3, 2021

Ear Badgers 

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008

Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Badgering

The act of asking someone to do something repeatedly, and therefore annoying them greatly.

"Hey, come to _____'s party?"

"Nah, I don't want to."

"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."

"No, I've got better things to do."

"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."

"NO, fucking stop badgering me."

Badgering by LezPaulEpiphone June 30, 2010

Shoot Some Badgers 

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

Shoot Some Badgers by I got you back November 25, 2009