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Ear Badgers
Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.
Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"
Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008
Anal badgers
Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014
crisco and badgers
an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!
Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !
Zoo !
crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007
Badgering
"Hey, come to _____'s party?"
"Nah, I don't want to."
"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."
"No, I've got better things to do."
"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."
"NO, fucking stop badgering me."
"Nah, I don't want to."
"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."
"No, I've got better things to do."
"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."
"NO, fucking stop badgering me."
Badgering by LezPaulEpiphone June 30, 2010
Shoot Some Badgers
A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.
Shoot Some Badgers by I got you back November 25, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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