Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in
honey - We've only got 5 minutes!
(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)
Petulia:
Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this
bunny is going down the badgerhole !