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Bad Onion 

Anyone that gives a great blow job, but leaves you with stank dick afterwords (especially if they ate onions beforehand).
Man I was so excited when she offered to give me a bj, but she just turned out to be a bad onion, I could smell my own dick all the way into the shower!
Bad Onion by DirtyDan8 November 1, 2019
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Ba-donion 

The mix between a Badunkadunk and an Onion. Both of which symbolize a girl with a nice thick ass that would make a grown man cry (onion). The beauty of the word Ba-donion is that you can say it and not sound all stupid and trendy like the d-bags that can't come up with their own original sh!t.
Oh word, look at that Ba-donion!!

Yo pimpin, I would wear out that Ba-donion!!
Ba-donion by JRatt March 3, 2005
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Ba-donion 

The mix between Badunkadunk and Onion. Both of which symbolize a girl with a nice thick, round ass.
Word son, peep the luscious ba-donion on shorty over there.

That ba-donion is clappin!!
Ba-donion by JRatt July 20, 2005
When something smells like booty, dick, and onions.
This room smells like badonions.
Badonions by Dijon ricardo July 17, 2023
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