3 definitions by DirtyDan8
Anyone that gives a great blow job, but leaves you with stank dick afterwords (especially if they ate onions beforehand).
Man I was so excited when she offered to give me a bj, but she just turned out to be a bad onion, I could smell my own dick all the way into the shower!
by DirtyDan8 November 1, 2019
A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.
Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.
by DirtyDan8 November 14, 2019
When a girl often gets sexually aroused enough for vaginal self-lubrication to occur (getting wet) where the genital area and corresponding thighs then give off a glistening or sparkling appearance with a possibility of mild ejection.
"Bro there was this one chick I slept with, and before I even laid pipe I had to make sure I had my Ray-Bans on because damn she was a sparkler."
by DirtyDan8 July 6, 2020