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bad news bear 

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*
bad news bear by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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Bad News Bear 

Slang term for "bad news", or not going to work out

Derived from an old movie called "Bad News Bear".
Alice stopped taking medication, that is bad news bear.
Bad News Bear by Mike & Suvi September 12, 2004

Bear of bad news 

An Bear of bad news is an large hairy homosexual who has unprotected sex then afterwards informs his victims that he has full blown AIDS.
Hey Lance why are you so upset?
Lance: that guy I took home last night was an bear of bad news.
Bear of bad news by Royal rampager October 14, 2018

Bad News Bears

interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
Bad News Bears by jimbo allen August 6, 2006

bad news bears

a phrase used in response to bad news or situations.
The Royal Tenenbaums isn't playing tonight? Bad news bears :(
bad news bears by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001

Bad news bears

describes something negative. derived from the children's book series "the berenstein bears", one of the books was called "bad news bears." mostly used by hipsters and anyone who grew up reading those books.
"it's raining out today, that's bad news bears"
Bad news bears by Colleen June 13, 2004

bad news bears


Adj: An unlucky or hopeless state of affairs.

My wife walking in and watching the baby sitter wipe my man goo from her chin was bad news bears.
bad news bears by wordman April 14, 2003
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