Bacon Bath 

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.

I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.

Bacon Bath by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Bathroom Bacon 

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

Bathroom Bacon by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

bathroom bacon 

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

bathroom bacon by ushisan May 27, 2023

Baconbator 

The act of wrapping strips of bacon around your penis, then using the bacon grease as lube to masturbate.

After Ronald McDonald got done eating his Baconator, he gave himself a Baconbator

Baconbator by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004