Backspuds

The bulging of a females genatalia when she is bending over.

OH MY GOD!! Look at that chick's backspuds !!!

by Boods May 30, 2005

backsplash

the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard

I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower

by krak ho August 18, 2003

Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 16, 2011

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009

backsplash

n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....

When you've got the 'roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 2, 2013

Bubbler BackSplash

The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.

Dude, Joe's bong is so small I get Bubbler BackSplash every time I smoke out of it.

by kejo66 December 28, 2007