A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to
take a shower after I
took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's
embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.