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backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.
(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"
backhander by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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backhander

A slap given to the back of a person's head, using the dorsal or palmer side of the hand. This action is usually the result of a very irritating or stupid thing the recipient either said or did.
"If you don't shut up, i will give you a backhander"

"would you like a backhander?"
backhander by aba March 27, 2005

backhander

A payment given, normally in a secretive fashion.
Christine, are you giving backhanders to the butcher?
backhander by After Miss Julie April 18, 2011

Backhander

A gift, favor or compliment presented with sarcastic intent.
"Bob really dealt Mort a serious backhander with that awful birthday gift."
Backhander by Mega_Huge December 15, 2014

backhander alexander 

a slap using the back of the hand in a violent manner, usually used as a threat and not carried out
"shuttit afore i gi u a backhander alexander"
backhander alexander by Grim D December 15, 2003

chicago backhander 

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.
"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."
chicago backhander by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

toongabbie backhander 

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).
I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.
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