Baby-Kid

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A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

Baby-Kid by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

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Baby Kid

Joshism. A kid who plays video games with little to no skill but talks incessantly. Term coined by the Vandervort clan.

"I just pooped on these Baby Kids"

"Went 52-0 in CoD and trashed some baby kids!"

Baby Kid by AGuyThatKnowsWhatJoshismsAre August 17, 2011

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Baby Kid • Lil baby kid • baby ass kid • Kid Baby • 80s baby 90s kid • whimpy kiddy baby whiner • Babykidd • baby • baby girl • Baby Daddy

Lil baby kid

Someone who’s is being not only a baby, but also a kid, thus making a “Lil Baby Kid”

Stanley’s not answering his phone because he was napping, what a lil baby kid.

Lil baby kid by Self Explanatory June 19, 2023

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80s baby 90s kid

Similar to 80s baby 90s child.

Someone born in the 80s, but grew up in the 90s.

Hey dude, are you an 80s baby 90s kid?

Yeah man. But 80s baby 90s child sounds way better

word.

80s baby 90s kid by 80s baby 90s child January 17, 2011

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Kid Baby

Like a man child, but even worse. One who effectively makes his friends question why the hell they even know that person

DUDE QUIT ACTING LIKE A KID BABY

He's really cute, but he's such a Kid Baby
I'm 23, an idiot, live at home, and say things that piss people for no reason.... I'm such a kid baby

Kid Baby by Dawaka August 16, 2013

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baby ass kid

literally leon omg

"Stop being such a baby ass kid!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"

baby ass kid by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay January 23, 2020

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whimpy kiddy baby whiner

N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy

Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!

whimpy kiddy baby whiner by Samsquanch 101 April 26, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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