A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.
Her: He has kids?
Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.
Her: A toddler?
Me: ....yeah.
Her: Dumbass.
Her: He has kids?
Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.
Her: A toddler?
Me: ....yeah.
Her: Dumbass.
by Baby-Kidder February 18, 2016