Baby Ruth

This is a trophy shit that resembles a BABY RUTH CANDY BAR. A trophy shit being a shit that is PURPOSELY left in the toilet by its former owner as if to "show off" or "mark their territory" or gross out and piss off the next person who comes to use the toilet.

All the stalls at the movie theater were occupied, except for one, and it had a stinky Baby Ruth in it, along with a massive TP plug. I decided to hold it for 2 hours and then use the restroom!

Baby Ruth by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

baby ruth

A poo found floating in the swimming pool. From the movie Caddyshack, where a real Baby Ruth bar in the pool was mistaken for fecal matter, causing the pool to be evacuated.

I had a rough day at work today--I had to fish a Baby Ruth out of the pool and kick everyone out for the rest of the day, on one of the hottest days of the summer so far!

baby ruth by Pacer October 28, 2006

Baby Ruth

When your driving your semi down some fat slag's hershey highway when you get off at the exit, your dick looks like a candy bar.

My friend was so grossed when he woke up with a Baby Ruth in his shorts after fucking a coyote the night before.

Baby Ruth by turd ferguson24 June 23, 2008

baby ruth

a fuck up. when you do something like a dumb blonde would.

My cousin asked, "When is the next 4th of July?" ... what a baby ruth!!!!

baby ruth by Liz T December 15, 2003

baby ruth bobsled 

The act of shitting a REALLY long turd. So long it starts wrapping around itself in the bowl.

That was one hell of a ride on the baby ruth bobsled!

baby ruth bobsled by jamaican babyruth bobsled team October 22, 2008

Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg 

When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.

Wife: "Hey babe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*

Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg by Voiys May 18, 2021

Frosted Baby Ruth 

During anal sex, cum in the guys/girls ass. Next the guy/girl clenches their ass shut and proceeds to stand over the guy/girl. She/He then takes a shit into the other persons mouth. When the shit comes out it will be coated in cum.

After Joe came in Sarah's ass she was very upset and pushed him to the ground and gave him a frosted baby ruth.

Frosted Baby Ruth by FerRawrRawr December 23, 2008