Baby Precious

Noun
Someone (usually a male) who takes forever to get ready for anything and usually has no idea he's being a pain in the ass.

Mr. X: "Let's go! What are we waiting for?"
Mr. Y: "Baby Precious is still getting ready. Hey Baby Precious! You almost done?"
Baby Precious (while adjusting his shirt in a mirror): "Hold on a sec!"

Baby Precious by LekSickOn April 4, 2009

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This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

precious baby by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

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precious baby

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

precious baby by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

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BABYPRECIOUS by babyprecious January 4, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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