Baby Pocket

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A vagina, obviously. Can be used in many situations especially when a teacher is around and you need to use code. Also there is a handmotion that goes along with it that is characterized by cupping both hands together and folding and unfolding them on the hinge of the outer edge of your hands. This should resemble a vagina. This handmotion can be used to replace the popular "awkward turtle" handmotion but mostly is used in context of sexual innuendo. Synonyms include: stickbag, chamber of secrets, and the ever popular "danger zone"

"That was such an awkward baby pocket moment."

"My baby pocket itches"

"Reindeer baby pocket!"

Baby Pocket by Miss Havisham 2.0 January 15, 2009

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Pocket-Baby

a term for a person for which you are in a dream-like relationship with

"So what if she makes you stay in, do it for the #bros!"

"I can't my dude; she's my pocket-baby, for which I would stay instead."

Pocket-Baby by Dougborski February 9, 2019

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National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

National pocket watch baby slime day by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

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Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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