Baby Make 

When an action occurs, or something material has the quality to be extremely good/orgasmic

BABY MAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Make by jstein16 March 19, 2009

make baby jesus cry 

Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.

Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.

Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.

Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:

Def 1:

Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.

George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.

9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.

AOL makes baby Jesus cry.

Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.

The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.

Def 2:

I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!

The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!

Def 3:

Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.

So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.

Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.

make baby jesus cry by Mark H July 20, 2004

make baby jesus cry 

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

make baby jesus cry by demonaunt April 28, 2005

Make baby mother whole 

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

Make baby mother whole by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

I'd make a baby with her 

When a girl is so hot that you have a strong urge to make a baby with her before you even know what her name is.

(In the gym)
Bro 1: Dude, you see that chick in the yoga pants over there squatting?

Bro 2: Noticed her awhile ago man, I'd make a baby with her.

I'd make a baby with her by Mike Litoris IV May 3, 2014

you make the baby Jesus cry 

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

you make the baby Jesus cry by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

Housecall make me squirt baby by stephenhawk July 25, 2011