Baby Carrots 

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

Baby Carrots by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

Baby carrots 

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

Baby carrots by coreyoyea March 28, 2008

Baby Carrots 

A woman with a really nice ass, whose ass in turn you would be willing to eat baby carrots out of.

Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...

Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."

Baby Carrots by jmac6389 May 29, 2014

Baby Carrots 

Jenkins Girl nickname

yo baby carrots girl

Baby Carrots by The Reg u know it February 25, 2021

Baby Carrots and Ranch 

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

Baby Carrots and Ranch by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

baby carrot

(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

baby carrot by Kelly Keller November 11, 2005

baby carrot syndrome 

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

baby carrot syndrome by Imagine that October 5, 2016