Baby Bullet

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Pulling out is like playing Russian roulette with a baby bullet.

by Blueberrypop April 25, 2010

Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011

Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.

Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.

by SirWonky July 18, 2017

babybilletes

BabyBilletes a very young person or with appearances young or just younger than the rest with more cash you’ll think. Has a extreme abilities on life how make profits, cash, or valuables anywhere he/she goes. Total loyalty to the money if you know a babybilletes can make your life easier or a nightmare.

Is that Babybilletes with our ladies spending more cash.

by Andr3a_l0vesBaby$ November 23, 2021