Baby Bullet

Sperm

Pulling out is like playing Russian roulette with a baby bullet.

by Blueberrypop April 25, 2010

Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011